Make me an offer for 500 poker chips

The story ...

Last summer, I won sixty cents in a free poker tournament at I planned on playing until I lost it all, but decided not to take U.S. players for real-money games when Congress passed the Unlawful Internet Gambling Enforcement Act. I cashed out and asked my readers what I should do with my sixty-cent check. One suggested I try to trade it for something better. So here I am, trying turn my sixty-cent check into a World Series of Poker Main Event entry through a series of trades. And while my plan may seem ridiculous, it's no more ridiculous than the UIGEA.

Currently available

Limited edition Super Bowl XXXVI football signed by former New England Patriots kicker Adam Vinatieri. Trade includes certificate of authenticity, and also includes autographed picture of Patriots' safety Rodney Harrison. Want more information? Go to the trade post. Want to make an offer? Shoot me an e-mail at . Want to know how I got this far? Go to the trading history.

G to the izoogle

Yesterday, my editor sent me an e-mail with a link that simply stated "Pimped sixtycentmainevent" in the subject line.

I followed the link, and I have been fascinated by Gizoogle ever since. (Warning ... this produces some foul language, so if you're easily offended, don't go there.)

Reading my site after it's been Gizoogled is funny on a million levels. First, there's the sheer hilarity of some of the sentences. For instance, right now I have a "Limited edition Gangsta Bizzle XXXVI football signed by forma New England Patriots kicka Adam Vinatieri" available for trade.

The other thing that's great about reading my site after it's been Gizoogled great is the juxtaposition of my whiteness with the text. Seriously, could I be any more white than I am in the picture at the top? That picture just doesn't mesh well with Gizoogled text.

I spent the better part of an hour last night Gizoogling all my favorite blogs, and by far my favorite is "I'm not a 'manny'" which focuses on the life of a stay-at-home Dad. Gizoogle, however, translates DP's description of his blog this way: "Household hustla (stay at home dad), hopefully offer'n some light-hearted insight ta tha world of housizzle Mr. Mizzom, gangsta you W-to-tha-izzant ta call it."

One of my favorite things about the site is that it's different every time you load it, so you never get the same version twice. Hours of entertainment.

Anyway, enough writing ... I've got to get this posted so I can .


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